me: [does something questionable or unhealthy] lol
friend: [does something questionable or unhealthy]
me: Mom Friend Mode™ Activated
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Asexuals, bisexuals, and pansexuals all have a closet to come out of. Except it’s less of a closet and more like the wardrobe to Narnia.
‘Cause when they come out, no one believes them or the things they experienced.
i love ignoring things….. people…. problems …. responsibilities……feelings…..